behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

by alonerwatchintv December 31, 2011

Behooved

Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !

I am BEHOOVED by that .

by Sah1 October 18, 2019

behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004

Behooves

Another word for boobs.

This woman has big behooves.

by notsponsed November 7, 2019