beemschurger

A dog (specifically a chihuahua), with squinted eyes and without a neck, that is standing on top of four cheeseburgers.

What's that coming out of the sky?
That's just the beemschurger coming to collect out souls for out eternal damnation.
Oh.

by ausername87 May 18, 2020

Beetch

Derived from the word Bitch. Meaning a nasty and or annoying girl to whom you love or care about.

Calling someone a Bitch without being mean.

Damn Sarah I love you cuz you such a sexy Beetch.

by NicoleY99 July 11, 2010

Beetch Farm

The place where nine (9) year olds think hookers are grown, watered and planted.

Kid 1: Ill take ur mom back to the beetch farm where she came from motherfricker
Kid 2: HEY no swearing on my fortnite chat devin.

by Gingoballs October 16, 2019

Beesche

A universal "cus" word for all those that resemble beescheeness. Also, those that eat at a Bistro. 2. A really crappy french convertible car. Le Beesche.

1. Man, look at that beesche!
2. And he drops the pass. What a beesche!
3. Jaqui, call ze mechanic; Le Beesche is not working again!
4. hey check out that beesche over there... all with his shirt on all ticght and stuff.

by Nate n miles May 9, 2008

Betsch azz

A crooked power hungry low level police officer of a tiny Town. Whom suffers a condition known as microphallus and chronic itchy balls.

Officer John, you needs some tough-actin tinactin, for realz, wit ya Betsch azz

by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

bertsch

german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.

"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"

by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008

Beetch

Beetch is like the word biatch; clearly the person using beetch is trying to say bitch but pronouncing it like that is much more fun. Saying beetch is usually light hearted and not used to insult somebody . People who feel uncomfortable swearing might also say the word beetch instead of bitch.

Jenna: Wow margret you can be so weird sometimes lmao.

Margret: Beetch what you saying, im perfect 24/7.

by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020