Beej 

Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.

"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."

Beej by karl jr. April 4, 2013

beej 

The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)

"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"

beej by slawberg June 3, 2009

beej 

a person; usually a male who is strikingly handsome with a beard and otten slightly balding. most "beej's" are quite athletic, artistic, funny, and sometimes promiscuous. they may be found in all parts of the world but have been known to originate from california, USA.

"peace to beej and dem" - J-Dilla

"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.

beej by the original beejman August 10, 2009

beej 

noun: the excess skin that is left over when a person undergoes rapid weight loss

look at my beej...i can wrap it all the way around my body

beej by the hotastic one January 19, 2004

Beej 

The event of playing basketball by yourself at ghetto court because everyone realizes how much it would suck if they went to play. Dont try it at home. it sucks.

Alfonsus was tired of playing xbox and publishing definitions so he moseyed up to the basketball court to pull a beej.

Beej by pseudonymister flex August 30, 2009

beej 

nickname of the god of teen angst: wordBanjodark/word

"hey beej what's up"

beej by :whoa: March 16, 2003

beej 

A word used for a bag of kush

Lets meet in town to get a beej

beej by samkushh February 4, 2019