Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013

Beeha

(noun) \ˈbē-hä\ An endearing term for a fellow female used as an alternate for "bitch".

Call me back, beeha!?

by Meegs W.I. September 26, 2011

beehee

Much like pee pee is used to describe a penis; a beehee is in reference to a persons anus
Dirty balloon-knot Chocolate starfish

Show us your beehee!

by ButteredToastMan December 12, 2019

Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Buzzing around the beehive

To do something extensively to try and get something done.

"Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."

"Nope. That's on you, John"

'Damn."

by Smaher The Great October 28, 2015

beehotch

Fags in prison who like to dress like chicks so they can be on the receiving end and like it.

As per Dr. Evil in "Goldmember":

"...and a couple of beehotches. Why not?"

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003