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baby gravy bedsheet

To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.
Stephen: Why did Adam just leap out of bed screaming and whipping off his hands and legs?

Ryan: I gave him a Baby Gravy Bedsheet!
by Ryan Daniels July 31, 2007
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LOWELL BEDSHEET

WHEN A GROUP OF ANGRY MASSACHUSETTS MEN JIZZ ON A TOWELL AND THEN PUT IT UP AGAINST A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND SEE WHO GETS HER PREGNANT
PETER, JAMES, PETER (A DIFFERENT PETER) & JEFFREY DECIDED TO GIVE RHONDA A LOWELL BEDSHEET TO SEE IF SHE GETS PREGGO.
by I89Man June 17, 2023
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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
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bedskeet

The act of ejaculating on ones bed while sleeping. Also called a wet dream.

Having many men come into your room, and masterbate on you while you sleep. Also called sleepy bukkake.
I just had my first bedskeet you guys! Puberty has finally hit me, in the form of a bedskeet!

Crap! A bunch of drunk guys bedskeeted on me. I will never sleep during another one of shaquanda's party again.
by Joey Kangaroo July 16, 2008
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Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012
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Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.
(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"
by General Douchington February 22, 2011
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Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
by Kxzzs October 19, 2023
mugGet the "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH mug.

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