Beckered

When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.

Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.

by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011

Becher

A god.

Becher save us

by bASHbISHbASH November 19, 2018

beckeresque

Having properties similar to Becker, such as:
1. being obsessed with the military
2. being anal about stupid things
3. trying to run every group your a part of like a dictator
4. craving neil's balls on at least a subconscious level
5. getting ridiculously angry for no reason

Charlie, those secret service glasses make you look beckeresque, take them off before I hit you.

by n/ A February 4, 2007

Buchered

When the tee markers are crooked. Often angling severely towards the ruff, instead of the fairway.

Someone buchered these tees. Its literally aimed towards the ruff.

by Drunk sanji July 31, 2020

Becher’s Brook

Pronounced as ‘Beechers Brook’ —
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.

As Sir Tarquil Smallbone slipped his throbbing gristle into Lady Ethel’s love tunnel, he knew that only the small partition of her Becher’s Brook lay between him and a journey up her Bourneville Boulevard.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021

Beckered

An adjective for when you get raped by your boyfriend while passed out.

Bro, did you see Emily last night? She totally got Beckered.

by SnowyWaterzz October 11, 2021

Belchered

Lacking a general awareness of how to play hockey by attempting hockey moves that are way above your ability and failing miserably time and again.

Dave just Belchered his third deke attempt in a row, he lost control of the puck without a defender within 50 feet of him

by Pville Hockey May 7, 2022