bibliosmia

The smell and aroma of a good book.

Sometimes the best thing about a book is that wonderful sensation of bibliosmia: the effect the book has on the nostrils as you breathe in the scent of the pages. Some people are a junkie for that.

by Prospero Samuels August 20, 2014

Bibliomancy

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.

Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."

Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

by Heb1 April 17, 2021

bibliophiles

People that love books

There are few bibliophiles anymore compared to the number of vidiots

by wordslut January 29, 2008

bibliolfactophilia

The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books

DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."
DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."
*BRIEF PAUSE*
DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."

by Danny K. September 26, 2007

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

Taco Bellions

That select group of hooligans who chose to rebel against society in the parking lot of your local Taco Bell.

I was driving through Taco Bell last night around 8, and the place was absolutely crawling with Taco Bellions.

by rrubberr November 29, 2015