beaurocracy

1. Beaurocracy – the structure, rules and norms to which individuals who think that they are good-looking believe that they must adhere

The young French lady felt she was one of the beau-chic, beau gens who belonged to the beaurocracy, a "special group" of good-looking folks -- Thus, she behaved according to the beauracratic rules that would demonstrate to those around her that she indeed belonged.

by scott liebman December 29, 2007

Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.

Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.

by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024

beaurocrobabble

n. 1. The circuitous, vague manner of speaking employed by beaurocrats to confuse and derail listeners.

2. The non-answer, of the manner above, that is unhestiatingly spouted off by a beaurocrat in response to a completely reasonable question.

Disgruntled student A: Augh! That back-to-school assembly did NOT have to be two hours long!
Disgruntled student B: I know; straight-talking they could have covered it in twenty minutes. What a bunch of beaurocrobabble.

by learned_much_from_this_website August 27, 2009

beaurotrash

Same as beaurocrap, but is only for beaurocrap in Europe. Equates to Eurotrash.

This is written for a large audience (i.e. as many characters as they need)

European countries like Spain going bankrupt is pure beaurotrash.

by PseudoMan1 November 29, 2011