craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

Beanusic

An non human looking penis

his penis is beanusic

by nicklebackkkkkk July 17, 2019

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019

Beanus

A sexual act where you dip your dick in a can of beans and then dip it into someone's genes

John did a beanus with Johnette last night

by _theREALslimSHADY_ January 13, 2018

beanus

a bean's genitalia, most evidently killer bean's

"killer bean has a large beanus"

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020

Beanus

Beanus, a character created by Mr Biffo. Large man in bakedbean mask, curly orange hair and a ominous attitude

Beanus likes Beans

by The UnShavenMonkey September 16, 2021

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion

- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020