buttfucking beatoff

a fag

goddamn that pussy's a buttfucking beatoff.

by dick feel September 27, 2003

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 25, 2021

Beatoff Fantasy

Where people have this idea of self-grandeur, but it results in failure.

This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses

by jondich September 17, 2021

Birthday Beatoff

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.

"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."

by DrGooseSwanson September 28, 2023