Beatoffki

Beatoffki - To beat off and think you are alone or unwatched, but unbeknownst to you, someone opens the door and owns you.

we knew this kid named Steve...

and one time, my brother caught Steve whackin it!

so in honor of Steve's one handed achievement, we give you this word!

Continue whackin it, Steve Beatoffki!!!

by anonymous sodomy June 13, 2007

beatoff

One whos a Freakin Loser and beatoff cause hes a duh head

God Ricky your such a freakin beatoff

by Tauny Poo March 1, 2003

beatoff balcony

what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff

hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep

by refuse to poofread February 11, 2012

buttfucking beatoff

a fag

goddamn that pussy's a buttfucking beatoff.

by dick feel September 27, 2003

Beatoff Fantasy

Where people have this idea of self-grandeur, but it results in failure.

This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses

by jondich September 16, 2021

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

Birthday Beatoff

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.

"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."

by DrGooseSwanson September 27, 2023