Beardy Weirdy

A strange gentleman with a beard to demonstrate his weirdness.

The Beard of Weird generally has a passion for mundane activities... namely train spotting and household insurance.

Many flashers and exhibitionists wear a green macintosh and sport a beard highlighting that they are from weird.

That strange Guy from Guildford, he is the beard of weird. A real Beardy Weirdy.

by Prader Willi 5 April 1, 2010

Weirdy beardy

A man with a full-facial mustachio pistachio

That man has a weirdy beardy

by sueg May 18, 2006

Dingle Beardy

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.

Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef

by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

beardy club

group of male grad students in philosophy or English who wear scruffy beards and shaggy haircuts, often accompanied by sportcoats with leather elbows and suitably ironic brimmed hats. Can usually be found sipping coffee or cheap beer, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and name-dropping obscure authors and/or film directors. May also be in a hipster band, or just off collecting books, music and DVDs which nobody else cares about.

Here come the beardy club, on their way to the art-house cinema.

by I'mwithbeardy January 18, 2009

Weirdy Beardy

a person portraying behaviors considered peculiar, odd or just plain weird...similar to the the feeling you get when creepy men with long, scraggly beards start mumbling words when you pass them on the sidewalk

What is your deal? You are acting all weirdy beardy!!!

by yeagmeister October 27, 2009

beardy

A word sometimes used to describe experienced veterans of Warhammer or Warhammer 40,000 with the same definition as cheesy.

"You just got pwned by my nobz!" That's because you're beardy."

by Trekkie June 27, 2005

beardy

The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).

Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.

Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).

by Jason Daniel February 2, 2008