When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.
by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021
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by moomoo11 March 4, 2007
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by Bigvlad January 15, 2022
Get the Berean mug.Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.
Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
by TheFreakistBearcat January 15, 2022
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It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*
It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*
by M.C. Fresher April 24, 2008
Get the beereal mug.Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.
The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
by Kortunharig February 25, 2010
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Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007
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