spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Heavy Beanage

A term used to describe a negative or bad experience or occurance

That is some heavy beanage

by Legitmorris March 10, 2023

beavage

The first two defintion fail to note that "beavage" is a combination of "beaver" and "cleavage," and is thus a synonym for camel toe.

Her jeans were on so tight I could see her beavage.

by lemony lickit October 19, 2005

Beanazelle

A women that is of Spanish decent who pretends to be white.

"Hey Danny I just saw a brown girl with blonde hair"? "It was probably just a Beanazelle Dale".

by Flyingyeet June 12, 2019

Beamage

Visible light beams caused by the use of haze or smoke, or in mist or fog.

There was a lot of beamage in tonight's show
The haze created some pretty cool beamage

by lights12345 January 18, 2011

beavage

the cleavage of a woman's external genitalia.

"Look at that beavage."

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003