jason belmonte

The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"

A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.

by 2hndbwlr May 15, 2018

Belmont

A family bloodline, tied to an endless battle between man, and vampire. The Belmonts have a strange weapon of choice, being the Vampire Killer, a leather whip, with the power to defeat monsters and demons. The Vampire Killer is the only weapon that can kill Vlad Tepes Dracul, or Dracula

Simon Belmont is in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

by The RubyOvelord December 7, 2018

Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)

This low-life Michael Edward Wilson drives around Belmont, NC and surrounding areas, causing altercations and then video taping the reaction. He posts his videos on youtube MW77698 and tries so hard to make himself out to be the victim. He is a danger to society. He instigates dangerous situations and will even follow you to your destination. He enjoys stalking teenage girls and screaming vulgar words at them. He is known to carry a gun. Every police department, fire department and emergency service is aware of his dangerous actions and have even placed an alert on his address. If you find yourself in front of him or behind him on the road, you will more than likely see yourself on youtube that evening, regardless if you were doing anything wrong. This man is a danger to society and the public should be informed!

Tony: Hey man, I heard you had a run in with the "Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)"
Mike: Yeah, he got behind me and started filming me as I drove.
Tony: I heard he lives on South Point Rd. in Belmont, NC?
Mike: Yeah, be careful driving around Gaston County, that's where he stalks. You can google him, all his information is public.

by People Against Michael Wilson April 25, 2013

Belmont Transfer

The Belmont Transfer is a sexual move named after the Belmont "L" train station on the north side of Chicago that has a free transfer between the Red and Brown lines. It is a metaphor for switching from vaginal sex to anal sex, also known as "switching from the Red line to the Brown line."

Matt: "I took home some random girl from the bar last night"

Sean: "Nice! Did you pull the Belmont Transfer?"

Matt: "Damn straight kid!"

by MMJ November 12, 2005

Yoko Beaumont

A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.

One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont

by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011

Belmont Milds

A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-29. Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.

TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 1.0-2.4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.

Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.

Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.

You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds."
Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam."

by nadnosnibor January 27, 2007

belmont high school

A good public school in MA whose student body is 80% rich white kids, 10% secretly poorer white kids , 9% Asian, and 1% PoC.

Lots of alcohol and weed and fucking freshman vape in the bathrooms and set of fire alarms.

Smart kids are snobby, jocks are truly very dumb, and everyone else feels inferior for various reasons.

Hey did you see that rich white kid vaping back there?
Yeah he goes to Belmont High School and thinks he’s the shit

by smh no February 3, 2018