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Beacon

A bright shining individual that stands out among others. The know all be all end all for all things.
He is such a beacon in the community.
by u4icgroov March 10, 2009
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Pork Beacon

Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
by tomcat225 January 10, 2013
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Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013
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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Baconsexual

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual
Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh
by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
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beacon

1) An object, usually a light, that directs attention to a specific place or area.

2) How idiots spell "bacon".
You can't miss the airport, just keep an eye out for the beacons. They're there for a reason.

My wife left me a note on how to make that omelette. I need eggs, cheese, green papers, diced ham and something called beacon.
by SuperMcBlah September 14, 2009
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Beaconsfieldism

'Gladstone's aversion to Beaconsfieldism was well demonstrated by his subsequent annexation of Egypt after his vehement 1878-1880 Midlothian campaign.'
by The unanswered question February 20, 2022
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