Bejeweled

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.

Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!

by Word Doctor March 4, 2009

Bejewelling

The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.

Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!

by hector the bejeweller July 18, 2009

bejeweled

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.

i'll kick your ass in bejeweled.

by duhbbz. June 18, 2004

Bejeweled Slime

when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.

OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen

by No Buddy September 7, 2011

bejeweled blindness

when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.

person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"

by izmthrower September 19, 2009

bejeweled

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.

Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!

by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

Bejewelus coruscus

The latin name for Bejeweled Jittery Syndrome. It is characterize by constant playing the game Bejeweled on the internet and the jittery feeling between games. It is especially apparent when the victim happen to be on fire in the game, resulting in shaky hands and twitching muscles.

Me:"Dude, why is Ron all twitchy right now?"
Bob:"He was playing bejeweled blitz on facebook all day and now he got bejewelus coruscus. Don't give him anything sharp."
Ron:"DUDE!!! I just got fucking 369,000! FUCK YEAH!!!"
Me and Bob: *facepalm*

by pathological cheater February 26, 2010