Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.

Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).

by Dark Humour December 30, 2020

Bayern Munich

Honestly probably the worst team in the whole league just over all full of bums .Lewandoski saw how bad the team was and just had to get out of their hahaha.Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.

“BAYERN MUNICH THE WORST TEAM IN THE WORLD”.That’s the definition and how it’s used in a sentence.

by 🔢 July 30, 2022

FC Bayern Munich

Without doubt the greatest German football (soccer) team and one of the world's most elite. Bayern Munich has won the German title a staggering 18 times, the UEFA Champion League 3 consecutive years, among other titles.

It is also one of the richest clubs in the world, and has been home to numerous star players such as Franz "The Kaiser" Beckenbauer, who revolutionalized football during the 70's, Gerd "The Bomber" Muller, Sepp "Super GK" Meier, Lothar Matthaus, Mehmet Scholl, etc...

(The list is too long.)

Champions League winner in 74, 75, 76, 2001.

Always a force to contend with.

by Siegfried April 27, 2005

FC Bayern Munich

The greatest team in all of Germany and possibly europe,5th richest club in the world.

18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.

They will own you!

Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Casual_Mohammed January 24, 2005

The Ghost Of Bayern

The Ghost of Bayern is a dwarf who suddently dissapears while playing against Bayern and other Big Clubs.
He Was Last seen:
In 2 Legs vs Bayern in 2023 UCL
While Missing a penalty vs Real Madrid in 2022
In a Stadium Hall giving money bags to the referee during the 2022 World Cup
During the 8-2 game he lost against Bayern while playing for Barcelona.
In the 4-0 Comeback by liverpool.

Person 1: I haven't seen my friend for days now!
Person 2: He probably is like the Ghost of Bayern!

by RonaldoTheGoat July 1, 2023

Bayernsliga

The Mickey Mouse top flight football association of Germany. There is no competition because Bayern win the league every year. Every other club in the league serves as the academy for Bayern.

> “Are you watching the Bundesliga game later today?
> “No, Bayernsliga is a farmers league”

by nama_jeff May 10, 2021

ms bayer

The type of teacher that gives kids more work after taking an entire math state test thats how I made this when i made this i was suppose to be working but I dont wanna work <:C

person 1: omg finally the test is done

Ms bayer:GIVES MORE WORK ADDS HOMEWORK

by cuz why not? December 12, 2019