Bayan

Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.

Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person

Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN

Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?

Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..

Friend 1: That is my wife...

Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*

by Zotsu August 24, 2021

Bayonetta

A single - player video game for PS3 and XBox 360, which gameplay and graphic appearance is comparable to the Devil May Cry series, Dante's Inferno and other Hack & Slay adventures.

Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: 'Don't fuck with a witch'.

by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011

bayonette the wounded

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.

I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.

by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008

Bayonetta

A video game character who is a sexy girl boss lesbian who manipulates men into doing all her stuff. She has sex with multiple women and uses the suffering of men for pleasure

me: “hey have you played that game with the lesbian witch who slays people with her sexiness”
friend: “oh yeah your talking about bayonetta”

by BOOTY_BOUNCE February 23, 2022

Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.

The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

horses and bayonets

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."

by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012