Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

batoon

To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.

Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."

by fattybakn June 13, 2017

Batoone

to have a serious thoughts of a predictable past

i had a batoone which caused me to guess my future

by LULCORN September 21, 2018

bastoont

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

by shittyfart November 25, 2022

battooke

Battooke likes to move it move it

Battooke is moving it cutely .

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Batoonguf

Batoonguf is used when someone says something really retarded

Person 1: I think Cardical is not sexy

Person 2: Batoonguf

by Cardical May 9, 2021

batoonka

A phat ass

“Damn you gotta batoonka”

by Poop monster April 5, 2022