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The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.
Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."
bashmouth by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006
Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.
Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks
assmouth by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

assmouthavitis 

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.
Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.
assmouthavitis by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004
Someone who talks randomly and without a point
John: Yesterday I met my girlfriend in the mall, speaking of the mall, they have discounts on dildos, speaking of dildos, I gotta buy one for my mother! Jack: What an assmouth
Assmouth by Assmouth666 May 1, 2011

backmouth 

refering to the anus or more generally the butt.
Peach likes it rough in the backmouth.
backmouth by gozer September 4, 2006
1.)Used as a general term to describe some one with bad smeling breath. 2.) Used specifically to describe of someone who commonly performs fallacio on a person following anal sex; or one who places objects in one's mouth following the insertion of said object into the anus.
I don't think that assmouth knows where that chess piece just was.
assmouth by J_AK December 9, 2006