The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.
What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.
by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008
Get the Jonathan Bassrider mug.A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.
Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassiled off the track and then off the forum!
I was leading the race and I just got Bassiled off!
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassiling him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassils Tom off the track and wins a race*
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OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassiled off the track!
I was leading the race and I just got Bassiled off!
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassiling him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassils Tom off the track and wins a race*
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OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassiled off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019
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One whom has not taken a shower in so long that they look like they may have a severe case of scabies meets psoriasis!
by j dog 297 November 19, 2013
Get the dirty bassler mug.Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
Get the Reed Bassler mug.A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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