A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
by Iroquois Plissken December 15, 2015
by taz1221 June 3, 2014
Q: I'm having trouble with syntax
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.
by butt country September 10, 2014
(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other basic bitches or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average basic bitch usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is a basic bitch and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.
Guy 1: "do you think Jenna is hot?"
Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."
Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."
by insertclevernamehere September 19, 2014
Typically a female, who:
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have
-copies other women
-painfully obvious that she has no own personality
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have
-copies other women
-painfully obvious that she has no own personality
by Hippie55555 July 3, 2015
J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....
by thatwasjusttheworst October 8, 2014
Boring. Wears leggings as pants and uggs with shorts.
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Uggs and shorts in the summer? Oh you know shes a basic bitch
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
by Realwebster October 4, 2014