1 1/2 base

when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.

Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh

by marcyluvsyou August 14, 2008

22th Base

Are you serious? Wasn't my post about 21th base enough? If you are reading this I seriously recommend retaking Elementary School.

Tip, after 21st base, its 22nd base.

Sad Kid: Wow that 21th base was so cool, I don't know anything so I'm going to type in 22th base and not realize its 22nd base.

by MisterrYu October 18, 2008

29th Base

Having sex with a PoKe'MoN (Digimon don't count because Digimon fail).

Dude #1: Dude, I F***ed with my Gardevoir in Emerald!
Dude #2: Dude, that's 29th Base!
Dude #1: I know!

by I pwn u all July 7, 2010

26th base

Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.

Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.

Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?

Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.

Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.

by J. Bretton March 17, 2008

21th base

When idiots or little kids try attempting to look up bases only to find that 21th isin't even a word.

*Incase you haven't figured, the correct word is 21st Base and theres no such fucking thing*

14 Year Old Boy: OMG OMG I'm so horny from reading these bases especially the Goat Sex 19th Base or whatever the hell it is.
<Types in 21th Base>
Oh...wait....21th isin't even a word I'm fucking stupid.

by MisterrrYu July 14, 2007

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.

Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.

by Tyrean November 11, 2008