Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010

Ballooner

The female equivalent of a boner.

"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.

by belch-no January 13, 2016

Baffoonery

A term used to describe somethign stupid.

That call was complete baffoonery!

by DuelsPlayer July 9, 2021

Bassboner

The effect when amazing bass drops and raging give you a raging boner.

Dude, I just heard the Bassnectar remix of Lights and totes got a bassboner.

by skiandestroy November 11, 2012

basoomers

basoomers is another name for breasts or boobs. it is most commonly used in england

woah! check out her "basoomers"!

by NAME!! March 14, 2009