barmonize

To harmonize with the band from the safety of your bar stool, preferably loud and off-key.

I love to barmonize with the band while drinking, but I hate it when they ask me to stop.

by bermzies October 28, 2015

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

Bahooni

An ugly person with a pretty crappy life

Peanut is a bahooni

by Leeman ski February 3, 2019

baronimous

Derived from the tribal leader of the celtic Baronimi. A leader or hero amongst barbarians.

"Those lads are a right bunch of thugs, but the one in the blue shirt, he's a real baronimous."

by barry Smith May 11, 2006

babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

by Garranimal July 11, 2009

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016