During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the
lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to
blast her suitor'
s balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow
job in revenge for the night when I used her new
white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a
good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.