bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

Britard

Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.

"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"

by Nothingofyourinterest March 6, 2013

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Borbitar

noun. The biggest, baddest demon in Hell.

you sure are stout. You're just like Borbitar.

by Dr. Ka April 25, 2006

babytard

babytard is the youngest daughter of shaycarl; famous youtuber and vlogger who owns the shaytards channel. Famous throughout the world for being on James Blunt's CD album, she will proudly exclaim this every time she goes to Walmart.

Hobbies include 'hewicopta', picking her nose, sucking her thumb, dancing, gymnastics, and singing to the camera, with her most famous rendition being "when you're happy and you know-smile!"

babytard's personality is very bubbly, and although she is not always fully understood, she visibly shares a very strong bond of love with her parents and siblings.

Charlie: omg did you see babytard sing 'if you're happy and you know it' the other day? i was in stitches!
Noob: lol, what?

Shay: Babytard, are you picking your nose again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes finger before returning to the mine 5 seconds later*

Katilette: Babytard, are you sucking your thumb again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes thumb before returning it to mouth 5 seconds later*

by charlieo:) May 1, 2011

Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

by Trab911 April 8, 2011

britard

When Bri is a retard

That was such a britarded thing to do

by mzakl February 9, 2023