barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.

We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.

by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave

Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

by Conor Clarke March 27, 2008

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Barbershop Quartet

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet

Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

by Clary Fray July 22, 2009