clint barton

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark

Clint Barton Aka Hawkeye

by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Bantot

The Filipino way of saying smelly.

It will never be Marchello’s crowning glory in that stupid pageant because he is Bantot and ugly!

by JRHU July 14, 2020

Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.

Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.

by Gingerbutt's mama September 3, 2022

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Steve Bannon Sit Up

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.

Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

by CrazyMoroccan August 12, 2017