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telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
by channel_panel November 27, 2019
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Banisteriopsis caapi

Banisteriopsis caapi is a tropical vine which contains harmine and other harmala alkaloids in its stems. It has a long history of use in South American ayahuasca brews.
Guy1- Dude you wanna do some of this shit i got
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- Banisteriopsis caapi? I think
Guy2- What the fuck is that?
Guy1- Who cares
Guy2- Ok
by JEFF FOGLESOCKS September 16, 2006
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party banished

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.
Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010
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Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation
Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister
by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019
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Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.
I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.
by 90noslenj October 21, 2008
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Banister

1. Receiving head (Having a girl suck your dick)
1. “Yo I need a bad bitch to gimme banister bro”

2. “Yo shawty got big banister son”
by Gangcorp January 6, 2018
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Banistered

To get ran over or knocked the hell out
E.J. banistered that little queer at football practice
by Big Marquell May 21, 2008
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