Basildon TC

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.

Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
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Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..

by chippie244 April 8, 2009

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Basildon Bareback

Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.

18 degree weather brings out all the Basildon barebacks.

by TICKLD July 12, 2021

banaldo

A higher being born after the Nate eclipse of 2024

Person1:hey who's that
Person2: oh, thats banaldo, he's basically the new god of the world

by Banaldo April 23, 2024