Bumstick

Where a person doesent wipe their bum for weeks, and shit builds up out of their bum like a stick.

Hamish: Can you see that fat girls Bumstick?

Matt: Ewww She has a skanky ass.

by TardyMoments October 31, 2011

Bastick

Bastard + Dick

God_Merc is a Bastick.
Y'all are Basticks.

by Shade Vincitori August 31, 2017

fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

bimstick

(Bimstick)A complete and utter Prick of the highest order a bit like Andy garrad

Oh Kat ur a real Bimstick

by WpnXMorbius July 23, 2016

Bumsticked

Having been on the recieving end of a fuck up the arse.

This Christmas I've been bedded, knobbed and bumsticked!

by Terry July 10, 2003

bagstick

1. When one's sweaty ballbag gets stuck to one's bifkin - usually after a heavy session down the gym or a rampant sexual encounter (or both maybe......)

Christ mate, it was so hot in there that when i stood up I got bagstick.

by Lewis Jones March 7, 2008

Bam Stick

An object that can be brought down upon your enemies when you want to totally flip out.

"I am so pissed that I am going to totally whup out the Bam Stick on your ass."

by Windsor March 14, 2003