bamph

Bitch ass mother phucker

Eric, that essobie is a Bamph!

by Pimp dis azz May 31, 2006

bampot

A fierce looking scottish guy called Alex.

"Och aye ya wee toaley-headed bampot ye, ..... och!"

by caz November 18, 2003

bampot

a scottish word used by a person usually of the computer profession specializing in information systems to express his/her feelings towards a pupil.

Teacher: Pupil why are you on games?
Pupil: I fell...
Teacher: Sit over there You bampot!

by mCiaran egan-Wylie March 30, 2009

Bampot

Scottish slang used to identify a show-off, a person full of themselves. Often shortened to 'bam'.

(1) Take a look at that bampot in his Porsche. (2) Stop being a bam flashing that new iPhone.

by plasko September 16, 2021

Bampharkilob

(adj, adv, verb, noun): Excessive violence or mayhem.

Fear the mayhem of Bampharkilob!

by DRP117 April 3, 2013

Bamphally

The act of doing something in the manner consistent with being a total motherfucking bamph. It's an adjective.

"The dwarf with the purple mohawk in clown shows and massive codpiece bamphally charged down the freeway wielding his scimitar and flamethrower."

by Timmy The Wonderweasel July 6, 2014

bamphazoled

to be confused and surprised at the same time

am so bamphazoled about the corruption (quagmire) in our country

by MasterMindp June 10, 2017