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BAMMED

BAMMED (n./adj.)

1.)An Occurrence of Being Dissed (e.g. To Be Dissed)
2.)Being put Back in your Place
3.)To Get Owned or Pwnd during an Objective
Shaun: Why So Dry Guy?

Elfresh: So i asked out this Amazingly Beautiful Female today and she Definitely Bammed me bro

Shaun: Yeah females are like that. Friend Zone?

Elfresh: Yeah man, but i got over it.
by Elfresh February 20, 2011
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Bammin' Slammin' Bootylicious

Anthony has the juiciest rump in town. He's definitely Bammin' Slammin' Bootylicious.
by Fine Slice November 28, 2012
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bammer

The lowest of the lowest weed or marijuana there is. Not weed that does not mess you up, but the kind that will give your a headache after you have smoked it. There is a difference between bad weed and bammer weed. Bad weed is just week and lacks potency.
"Dont give me no bammer weed, we dont smoke that shit in the SFC!"
-RBL Posse
by Kevin Wong September 3, 2005
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Bammer Laced

Damn, That's bammer laced!
by Cobra Operated June 26, 2010
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De plant bommen

Het bommen van een plant
"Ik ga de plant bommen onder dat luik."
by Oilsjteneir aaaa bliejken November 8, 2020
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Bammeroid

A person who supports the Alabama Crimson Tide football team and consequently possess a greater inclination to take a "shortcut" ( cheat) to accomplish even the simplest of tasks, such as recruiting a football player.

A true Bammeroid would tell a lie even when it would be easier to tell the truth. A real Bammeroid wears some sort of houndstooth as a 'crown of thorns' just like the houndstooth worn by their messiah: Paul Bear Bryant. You see this type slavishly adoring the man that 'rassled' a little bitty bear cub, smoked unfiltered cigarrettes, used hookers as a bait and switch and drank rot gut whiskey to further his football team as they won over 20 national championships.

Bammeroids generally display clouded thought processes, are quick to anger, and have trouble expressing themselves eloquently. Known to beat or shoot family members (Pinson) or significant others especially at halftime of games that the Tide is losing. In fact, Alabama has a higher rate of Trailer Park women that fall up the steps.

Bammeroids should be considered redneck, armed and dangerous.
Shug: Hey look over there!! look at the big tattooed Bammeroid.

Fulmer: Do you mean the one with the Piggly Wiggly Grocery Bag of money?
Shug: yeah, he is right next to the Escalade.

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"They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, `That's one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General (Robert E.) Lee," the Big Bammeroid recalled. "Then I heard the coach talk, and I fell in love. I'll never forget it."
by Phyllis from Mulga June 8, 2009
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Bamman

To "pull a bamman" is to hook up with a girl of the larger persuasion, usually weighing more than yourself. Mentioning of this feat tends to be followed by some sort of excuse to justify it.
Oh man I just pulled a bamman last night. But I was really drunk.
by Drew Gooden October 21, 2007
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