bazookers

going crazy or wild

I'm going bazookers" (variation on beserk)

by Gryffindor Girl March 29, 2016

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

by Snusnu December 21, 2009

ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

by Wordo534 April 21, 2018

Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.

"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"

by Dub75 July 13, 2012

Bazooked

What one says after being killed by an RPG-7, or after killing someone with an RPG-7

Tim: I just bazooked your ass
Charles: Shit man, you did, you bazooked me good.

by BlooD4BlooD April 19, 2009

ballooned

A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar

Beckham just ballooned it.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore May 22, 2011