That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

Ballsac Tango by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010

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Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.

And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.

Ballsac Teabagger by Willmerson September 20, 2005

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Ballsac Eclipse

Placing ones scrotum on someones eyes, then taking a flashlight and pointing it towards the scrotum. Revealing the testicular veins and testicles.

Ballsac eclipse occurs between a a male or female or two males

Ballsac Eclipse by Doug Dick November 25, 2009

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Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.

Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.

Ballsac Midnight by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009

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