Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.

Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023

Blowing Raspberry

Blowing raspberry involves sticking your tongue out of your mouth and producing a noise similar to that created by flatulence, similar to that of gas as it is passed through the anus.

Ruth let off a bronx cheer that was so smelly and disgusting that it made Alex vomit. Ruth denied it and said that she only was blowing raspberry

by Peepaw Rocker March 16, 2011

Blowing mine

New York slang to describe that inexplicable feeling that you feel when something is doing the opposite of what you would like it to do. "Pissing me off" is too aggressive something that is blowing yours and and saying "this situation is annoying me" doesn't sound as cool.

This 9am class is blowing mine. I hate waking up early.

The fact that I have to take the bus now is blowing mine, I need to get a new car.

All of these young people at this party are blowing mine. Let's go find a place that has people our own age.

by omgsocks January 17, 2013

fire balling

The act of dipping your testicles into a hot container of melted wax; to form a wax shell of your nutsack.

Pj - "Ever since I tried fire balling I can't grow hair on my coin purse."

Steve - "That sucks man it probably looks like Vin Diesel now."

by SteveGuy June 18, 2011

blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

by phunnymann January 21, 2016

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Thumb Balling

The act of tapping another's testicles with one's thumbs as if punching a speed bag.

Damn girl, my nuts are sore from all that thumb balling last night.

by Dr. Puddington August 3, 2015