The Balloon Animal

Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.

Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.

Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".

In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"

by T-3000 November 9, 2006

balloon animal

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

by kaper February 28, 2009

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010

Balloon Animal

a person who goes through condoms like crazy

Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal

by ediddy27 August 19, 2009

glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021

balloon animaling

when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon.

yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \
hey that gurl wants a balloon animal brah!
"balloon animaling" is the beez kneez.

by dahondaboy August 14, 2010

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017