ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

Ballicker

Anyone capable of taking the entire length of an erect penis completely down their throat allowing them to comfortably lick the entire scrotum while doing so at the same time.

Yo ballicker, you were actually hitting my bunghole with that slick ass tongue of yours tho!

by Tezzlha April 3, 2021

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Ballicking

When someone is going to bitch you out.

Employee: (Said while lifting one leg on a nearby chair) Here comes the boss, I'll be getting a ballicking for fucking up yesterday.

by EEK February 20, 2005

bollicks

A misspelling of "bollocks" made by some Yank retard. But hey, it's not as stupid as voting for Bush, the war in Iraq, or eating so much shit food that you become a big fat fatty, like most of them are.

Yank: "Yee haw, bollicks means balls in Engerlandshire."
British Person: "Oh go and shoot a raghead for freedumb.. and torture his wife for dumbocracy."

by Anne Observer June 11, 2006

ballics

also known as balls,ball sack,testicles,testes

man she kicked me right in da ballics

by -WYAERT- April 9, 2010

ballick

slang for any snowboard trick that is done very poorly and then is exaggerated later.

come on man don't be a ballick, you did a 90 and fell on your ass.

by phobophobe February 26, 2011