balloged

This is a state in which a person is intoxicated with alcohol, drunk if you will.

Yo that dude is balloged!

by Bkmeetsirl January 11, 2008

Balloggan

Knit headgear resembling a cross between a ball cap and toboggan. Typically worn during the hottest months of the year with ill-fitting plaid shorts and plastic prison shoes at inappropriate times, such as at the workplace.

Did you see the white balloggan she was sporting this morning?

by Orca25304 June 22, 2010

Ballfold

In the fold where the scrotum meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, ID, etc...). Similar to a wallet/billfold the scrotum and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease.

Can I use your bathroom quick, I need to grab somethin' outta my ballfold.

Damn, did you see how dude was walking; definitely put too much in his ballfold.

Hey, did you have this in your ballfold? It reeks like balls!

by SS-Latchkey January 6, 2017

Ballhog

Person with 2 IQ that never passes the ball, a.k.a main reason of the game loss.

-"Dickhead is such a Ballhog, he always choose to throw the ball and fail instead of passing the ball to someone who is wideopen."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Ballgogglian Neck Stamp

When ones testicles and genitalia are dipped in any sort of ink and a male places his ball signature on the back of the females neck subsequently claiming that land as his own.

The true ballgogglian citizen claims his property with a ballgogglian neck stamp, and you shall know she is owned by the unique testicular pattern on nape of her neck and thou shalt not plow a land that hath already been seeded.

by Jakespeed2 February 18, 2009

ballfondler

Where you fondle upon his balls. And is a ball massager. They slather oil on your balls and dip it in chocolate cream. And enjoy. :)

“Fondle my balls bitch”
“Give me the ballfondler 9000 papi”

by Anolehairy September 30, 2020

Ballfondler

Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since

FREE BALLFONDLER YOU SICK FUCK!!!

by The-Red-Thing December 4, 2022