balcony

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.

Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

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bakoobs

When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.

"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"

by PoonN'Cooch January 6, 2008

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national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

by Dalray January 4, 2019

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A full balcony

A woman with ample breasts. Does not imply overly large, or surgically altered breasts, but a proportionately healthy woman who's well equipped for living.

Jane's full balcony made her t-shirt look just right. Laura's plastic surgeon gave her a full balcony: attractive home improvements just after the divorce.

by NewHavenFunnyGuy2 September 28, 2010

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The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.

by thrain May 4, 2005

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