To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.
by Ntex December 9, 2008
Get the balkanizemug. by Downstrike May 27, 2004
Get the Balkanizemug. 
Nevena balkanized her salad adding cvarci (fried porc fat) and prosciutto (dried meat).
Ana became sad when Francois refused his ratatouille to be balkanized with cevapi.
Ana became sad when Francois refused his ratatouille to be balkanized with cevapi.
by eordeos June 25, 2017
Get the Balkanizemug. The balkan region is a name for southeast europe where everyone hates eachother. Greece hates turkey, Serbia hates Slovakia etc. But the most hated country is Croatia, nobody likes them Croatians. Overall not a very smart people with the average iq of 82.
by Parefl0w April 4, 2020
Get the Balkansmug. adj:
1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans
2) especially satisfying or fulfilling
adv:
3) with special attention paid to detail
4) brutally, forwardly, directly
1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans
2) especially satisfying or fulfilling
adv:
3) with special attention paid to detail
4) brutally, forwardly, directly
1) Replace sour cream with Balkan-style yoghourt
2) This band's new album is Balkan-Style!
3) I'm writing my memoirs Balkan-style.
4) I'll tell you what I think, Mister, I'll tell you Balkan-style.
2) This band's new album is Balkan-Style!
3) I'm writing my memoirs Balkan-style.
4) I'll tell you what I think, Mister, I'll tell you Balkan-style.
by benedict April 20, 2005
Get the balkan-stylemug. Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.
-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.
by kalivisuals March 29, 2021
Get the balkan dadmug.