Bob Balaban

1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.

2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.

Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?

Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.

by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022

banadan

A mix of suburban and urban

He's living in the suburbs but talking like he's urban he's banadan

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

baldan

hes bald.... very

wow its baldan

by devin richards September 24, 2021

balagan

Israeli Hebrew word, originally Russian. Foul up. Similar to U.S. military SNAFU.

"For political reasons we let the Arabs attack on Yom Kippur? Balagan!"

by PeriSoft April 18, 2005

yalinie balaganesan

A beautiful, smart and athletic girl! Who is loving. and is just AWESOME!!

I am sooo like Yalinie Balaganesan.

well no there is only one

by awesome girllll February 10, 2017

balldancing

When a woman takes more then one set of nuts on the chin

Heather got really drunk and was balldancing with Jeremy and Tom.

by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

balddanna

A bandanna used by guys who aren't ready to accept they are losing their hair. They hide the receding hairline behind a "balddanna". Usually used in combination with a skullet so the long side and back hair give an illusion of a head full of hair once the bandanna is tied on.

Brett Michaels is the most well know example of a man who uses the balddanna.

by kmandall March 1, 2014