Bahnkey

the most awesome, most perfect, best, funniest, random, type of person ever!

Person 1: Didja see her? Her name's Bahnkey!

Person 2: Yup. She is a perfect specimen of sexiness.

by ~*~*~Edo-Kun~*~*~ May 2, 2009

Bahonkers

Depending on the context, it either means boobs (1) or a synonym to crazy (2)

1. "To what are the use of the big bahonkers of thee if the beholder is but an ass?" "none of those words are in the dictionary, John"

2. "I'm fucking close to my limit, I'm going to go bahonkers any minute" "I didn't mean to finish your portion of the pizza please"

by internet user 1 May 15, 2022

badonkey

awesome, cool, synonymous for "badass"

Pronunciation: "buhh-donkey"

"Chuck Norris is a badonkey"
"That new car is so badonkey"
"Your website is badonkey"

by Betsy Pickett December 10, 2008

badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth

"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

badonkey

the slang name for any body part.

He has an extremely large badonkey!!
I like big badonkeys and i cannot lie!
Would you like to view my badonkeys?

by Badonkey master June 12, 2005

Badonkey

The intense necessity to release fecal matter.

(Having to take a really big poo poo.)

“Wow guys! That Chipotle was so good, now I have to badonkey!”

by BriGlockiez May 25, 2023