bageling 

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

bageling by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

bageling 

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

bageling by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

bageling 

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

bageling by retsamevals February 15, 2013

Bageling 

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

Bageling by Huds23 May 9, 2016

Bageling 

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.

Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.

Bageling by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016

Bageling 

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body

Apparently Eric likes bageling

Bageling by DestDM January 9, 2021

Bageling 

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel

"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"

Bageling by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021