bag of smashed assholes 

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

bag of smashed assholes by ffejtable December 13, 2006

bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

bag of mashed assholes by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

bag of smashed assholes 

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

bag of smashed assholes by khole April 20, 2006

A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

A bag of smashed assholes by USMCBear January 31, 2007

A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

a bag full of assholes 

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

a bag full of assholes by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

bag of smashed assholes 

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

bag of smashed assholes by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004