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Double Bag Job

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...
by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010
mugGet the Double Bag Jobmug.

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex
Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
mugGet the paper bag jobmug.

black bag job

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.
man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
by Striker7x February 12, 2005
mugGet the black bag jobmug.

brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind
by Joe!. September 11, 2006
mugGet the brown bag jobmug.

Garbage bag job

Like the Bag Job but in the case of the female being asthetically gifted neither above nor below the neck.
A garbage bag provides more coverage than a traditional paper bag, a hole in the side of the bag allows root to commence with out having to make visual contact with your chosen lady.
"Your sisters a real garbage bag job mate."
by Rory G September 21, 2005
mugGet the Garbage bag jobmug.

Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.
by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021
mugGet the Sleeping Bag-Jobmug.

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?
by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011
mugGet the Two paper bag jobmug.

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