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Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart
by Scritty April 14, 2010
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Floyd Baeweather

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.
Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.
by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014
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If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 7, 2021
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bafethu

Bafethu is a South African word used to refer to a group of people.
Rest ,rest bafethu ,rest
by Nigilidah October 7, 2020
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Baewatch

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.
The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.
by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014
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cherry bakewell

A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!
by geekstress May 17, 2006
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cherry bakewell

To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
Neil gave Bob a cherry bakewell... he didn't see that one coming
by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
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