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bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.
bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*
by leahzzzz March 1, 2008
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Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.
Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!
by 209 fo evah July 9, 2010
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swanky bageling

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!
by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009
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Honey Badgering

Doing what you want regardless of who or what stands in your way. It is ridiculousness often seen in the form of reckless drinking, random ass slapping, chasing prostitots, filthy mcnasties and scallywags, copious amounts of alcohol and money, and a blatant disregard for others. Basically, honey badgering means giving zero shits.
Vegas has no idea what it is store for July 7th, that cat Jamal from Phoenix is about to unleash a barrage of honey badgering the likes of which have never before been seen
by HB phx July 2, 2012
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Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013
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Badgering

Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.
Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!
by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009
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merit badging

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
by J-Mac February 17, 2005
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